I think I’m falling for you. And that’s saying something for a confirmed beer-hater. I love that you’re from Texas. I love that you’ve been cheap lately at Smith’s. I love that you don’t taste too hoppy but have more flavor than a lager. Also? I love the mountain goat on your label. I’m a sucker for those. And I love that Brad likes you too, enough that I don’t feel “fake” when drinking you, like I do when I drink girl-beers. You know the kind — the flavored malt beverages and hard lemonades I always opt for at summer barbecues. You, Shiner, are so much less girly.